You Don't Know Dick

Ric Seaberg
(Ric Seaberg)



My old friend Richard was a great guitarist

But he did'nt like practice and he slept around

He stole picks at the music store, but chicks were an easy score,

They all came runnin' when we came to town

Now I understand you need a first class player

Somebody good with a lick

But if you believe that Richard is your answer,well

Don' get me wrong but you don't know Dick


My old friend Richard plays a Stratocaster

With some custom pick-ups that he made by himself

He's a master on lead, and he will actually bleed

When he is hammering on or performing a squelch

Now I understand you need a first class player,

Someone who knows all the tricks

But you don't remember when he hit on my woman,

So, go right ahead, but you don’t know Dick


Oh Yeah, yer gonna be dazzled 

Yer gonna get volume to rattle the walls

Yer gonna get a rocker with a nice vibrato,

Yer gonna get hair and yer gonna get balls



Now I understand you need a first class player

Someone to boogie and click

Richard's a monster but I've got to be honest

I've got the impression that you don't know Dick


Oh yeah, yer gonna be dazzled

A show that will rival Santana and Mick

You'll get a musician with a rock star look

And you're gonna get screwed because you don?t know Dick

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